HOW A CONVERSATION ABOUT A BLOW-UP SANTA LET THE AIR OUTTA MY JOLLY
Hell naaaaw! Please don’t tell me that you have one of those huge blow up Santas in your front yard, I teased while laughing hysterically. I was talking to one […]
Whatever, Whoever: It’s Christmas
“Of course!”, her high soprano voice bellowed, “the two fattest motherfuckers in the family are in the kitchen —exactly where they don’t need to be!” My Great Aunt Sue entered […]
Picture un-Perfect
Ninety percent of us don’t have the picture-perfect Christmas depicted on FaceBook or captured on those cute holiday cards we mail out. They don’t really tell our true Christmas story. […]