DRUNK AUNT RANDI COMMENTS ON THE CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN PROTESTORS
We Black folks expect “no” so much that we is especially surprised when we gets a “yes”. White folks is da opposite. Dey so used to hearing “yes” dat dey act a plum fool when dey hear “no.”
BLESSED AND HIGHLY FLAVORED
I love ya’ll. Be blessed and high flavored …wash yo’ damn hands and sit yo butts down somewhere for minute (stayin home and being still fo a minute won’t kill ya – but not doing so just might).
Drunk Aunt Randi on the Coronavirus (The Rona)
This Rona ain’t no joke. Even Pastor Brown done canceled church on Sunday and dat man ain’t evah cancelled church even when his second wife, Lula died the Tuesday before Sunday service. His son, wit his non-preachin self, prolly made him cancel it. Seemin like the young folks mo scared of dis virus dan we old folks.
Drunk Aunt Randi Reviews the 2010s
Back in my day, when we was young and stupid; we didn’t realize how young we was but we sho as hell knew we were stupid. Me and my crew would […]
Drunk Aunt Randi’s Hopes for 2019
I always says “hopes ain’t worth much more than a dollar coupon for a $50,000 car”; but I can’t help but to be hopeful. It’s in my constitution. Hopes is […]
DRUNK AUNT RANDI: HER LESSON ABOUT THE ALLEY CAT & THE TOWNHOUSE
Chile, as intellectual as I’d like to think me and my friends are, if I’m honest (and ya’ll know Aunt Randi always is) half of our conversations are about men. […]
Racism & Bad Breath: Aunt Randi’s Public Service Announcement #32
I know Ima end up offending some of ya’ll; but the beauty is, I’m too damn old to care. Plus, many of you White folks need some learnin’. You know […]
Aunt Randi Talks Birthday Donations
I’m one of dem people, who ain’t answering the doorbell if you didn’t tell me you was comin’ by. It’s just rude in my opinion to roll up on folks […]
Aunt Randi Goes to the On the Run Concert
Chile, chile, chile! My chil-ren took me to see Beyonce and Jay Z last night. Now I know my old-self prolly din’t have no business going to that concert, but […]
Drunk Aunt Randi Thinks We Done Got a Bit Stupid With Funerals
I been resistin’ writin’ bout this ‘cause we Black folks is real touchy and tend to argue about certain thangs: church stuff, Jesse Jackson, and grits (salt or sugar); but […]