Drunk Aunt Randi’s Hopes for 2019
I always says “hopes ain’t worth much more than a dollar coupon for a $50,000 car”; but I can’t help but to be hopeful. It’s in my constitution. Hopes is […]
My (Lack of) Love For My Dog
I can’t stand my dog. There I said it. I know that’s some bold shit to say in a pet-obsessed country; but I really don’t like that little asshole. Now […]
They Just Ain’t THAT Cute
I think I’m about to indulge in a bit of assholery. I’m never quite sure if I’m saying what others feel, yet are too polite to say — or if I am indeed, an asshole. Since this article involves babies and dogs, I’m leaning toward the conclusion that I’m probably a bit of an asshole.